(( canons ))

[JESSEBARBIE]

--I have an Oedipus complex and my mother knows about it. She loves it.
(( playby: alex mckee ))


--The baby isn't yours, it's your father's. He knows it, too.
(( playby: victoria lott ))


--They changed my gender at birth. I want to go back.
(( playby: jon brothers ))


--I kissed a girl. And she liked it.
(( playby: taylor momsen ))


--Clinically, I'm a mute. Though I actually speak very well, thank you.
(( playby: abigail breslin ))


--I know he's gay. But I can't dump him until after the prom.
(( playby: dianna agron ))


--My full-ride scholarship is based on an auto tuner. I can't sing worth crap.
(( playby: gabe saporta ))


--The only time I felt like Daddy loved me was when he beat me. That's why I beat our child.
(( playby: ian somerhalder ))


--It's not rape if you like it. And I, dear sir, loved every second of it; oops.
(( playby: kaya scodelario ))


--I ran away from home and want to go back. If I do, I don't think I can pretend I killed my brother on accident anymore.
(( playby: yulia volkova ))


--Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jump over the candlestick...and burned his whole house down.
(( playby: brendon urie ))


--I purposely try to hit people when I drive drunk. It gives me a bad-boy thrill.
(( playby: jensen ackles ))


--I don't love you. But I do love your comfortable wealth.
(( playby: megan fox ))


--Honey, we were pregnant. But I didn't think you were ready to handle a child yet.
(( playby: evan rachel wood ))


--I did go to band camp and guess what? I'm still a virgin.
(( playby: shane dawson ))


--My dildo is named Hello Kitty. She's bigger than you and actually lets me finish.
(( playby: erika altosaar ))


--I'm terrified of a zombie apocolypse. I spend every day praying and preparing for it.
(( playby: alex gaskarth ))


--I tell people out in public that my mom's baby is mine. She practically is.
(( playby: becky lou filip ))


--Secretly, I do want to be part of the nerdy crowd. They always seem to have more fun.
(( playby: channing tatum ))


VALLEY MARIE JAMESON
--I have two kids at seventeen-years-old. Yes, I am very proud to be a slut, thank you.
(( playby: kesha sebert ))[/color]


--You say I'm not good in bed? Well that's not what your uncle said.
(( playby: taylor swift ))


--I put my sister in a coma and I'm proud of it. She stole my fiancee.
(( playby: amber heard ))


--In the perfect world, all the artists get the girls. The real world isn't perfect, unfortunately.
(( playby: nick santino ))


--The poison didn't work. I'm not dead and I still have to see them together.
(( playby: jessica stroup ))


--They use to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I always said ballerina instead of alive.
(( playby: miley cyrus ))


--AIDS killed my mom and grandma. I think I could be next.
(( playby: adam sevani ))


--Really, I'm trying to get her pregnant. Maybe then she won't divorce me.
(( playby: zachary quinto ))


--I really do hate being gay. It's all because you always told me it was a bad thing.
(( playby: daniel oxford ))


--The au pair took my virginity. She will always be my first and only love.
(( playby: milo ventimiglia ))

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